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You know you're a horse person when...

Group Lead: Zoë Sametz - Goodwin
Created: Dec 07, 2008
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You know you're a horseperson when... You walk past someone and instead of saying "excuse me" you poke them in the ribs and say "over". People walk in to your house take a sniff and say '' Oh I didn't know you had horses". You'd rather muck stalls than clean your bedroom. Your horse smells better than you do. You consider moving into the barn because it is cleaner and smells better then your house. While walking your dog, you hold the leash like a rein. You say "whoa" to your dogs. You say "whoa" to your kids. You say "whoa" to your truck. You say "woah" to your friends. You pull a $17,000 horse trailer with a $1,700 pickup truck. You show up in city clothes dressed for appointments and when you get there people reach over the breakfast table to pick alfalfa out of your hair. Your boyfriend/husband complains that you love your horse more then you love him and you answer: “And your point is?” You consider a pristine golf course as a waste of good pasture land. You realize that finding a horse shoe truly is lucky because you’ve saved ten bucks. Your horse gets new shoes more often than you and they’re more expensive. Your horse gets more compliments for grooming than you do. You run your tongue over your back molars and idly wonder if they need to be floated. You count how many steps (strides) you take in between the cracks in the sidewalk, the shadows of trees, etc. You coax your horse into the trailer with a carrot, give him a bite, and walk out finishing it yourself. You known more about equine nutrition than human nutrition and it shows. You spend more on that 6 year old jumper than you’ve EVER spent on a car! You go on a diet, not to be more attractive, but to be a better rider. Every time you go to the stable, it takes 3 hours and you can’t imagine where the time goes. When you accessorize your hairstyle with a piece of hay. You examine every piece of rope or twine for its halter potential. You think a great vacation is spending a long weekend in front of a horsetrailer by a dusty arena. You take someone’s temperature and think 102°F is normal. You always keep carrots, apples, and sugar cubes in your refrigerator. You prefer the smell of stable to cologne. You fall sleep with your boots on and count horses to fall asleep. Your laugh begins to sound like a horse whinny. If you have any more to add, just post more or other jokes about horses and horse people on the comments.


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Posted By Ariel kamp
on July 18, 2012, 11:06 pm
These are great!

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on October 24, 2011, 1:35 am
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on October 12, 2011, 10:14 pm
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Posted By Amanda Diggins
on October 13, 2009, 9:23 pm
You know you're a horse person when you wish you were riding while at Disney World.

You know you're a horse person when you do your pull-ups on your horse's hay rack.

You know you're a horse person when you've shaved your arm with a quick shave for horse noses, lol.

You know you're a horse person when you eat your horse's Lickit because your horse doesn't like the flavor

You know you're a horse person when you hate clothes shopping, but spend over $100 with each trip to the tack shop.

You know you're a horse person when you invite friends to lick your horse's salt lick.

You know you're a horse person when your grandmother tells you you look like a horse eating waffles.

You know you're a horse person when you click your tongue at people when you need to get by.

You know you're a horse person when you click or kiss in attempt to make your dog move faster.

You know you're a horse person when your best achievement is your horse show ribbon(s).

You know you're a horse person when you call your piggy bank a "Barn Fund".

You know you're a horse person when you can wake up bright and early to feed your horses every morning, but can't possibly do it to go to school 5 days a week!

You know you're a horse person when you are scared to ride the roller-coaster, but love to ride bucking horses!

You know you're a horse person when you start to blow in someone's nose to say hello, but then you realize that would be awkward.

You know you're a horse person when you check your horses out the window every few minutes.

You know you're a horse person when you hear a big bang and immediately head out to the barn.

You know you're a horse person when you buy a mini horse blanket for your dog.

You know you're a horse person when you jump things on foot and track your height records.

You know you're a horse person when you check that your arms are swinging in time with your legs like a horse trotting. If not, you change your "diagonal".

You know you're a horse person when your favorite baby picture is a photo of you riding a horse when you were 5.

You know you're a horse person when you check to make sure your cats and dogs are cantering on the correct lead.

You know you're a horse person when you make your pets jump over little horse jumps.

You know you're a horse person when you go to a horse camp every year, but shutter at the thought of going to any other kind of camp.

You know you're a horse person when you think boys are gross, but you willingly clean your gelding or stallion's sheath.

You know you're a horse person when you start to get mad at your dog for walking ahead of you on the leash (how rude!). haha

You know you're a horse person when you inquire on horses for sale a month after you bought one (my mom and I do this a lot...my dad doesn't always know, lol).

You know you're a horse person when you are most popular at the barn when you are the best rider at the barn.

You know you're a horse person when someone is measuring something's height, says it is 2'9", and you yell out, "OOH, that's how high I've jumped!!!".

You know you're a horse person when someone says "barrel", and barrel racing is the first thing to pops into your head.

You know you're a horse person when at Thanksgiving, you say you are most grateful for your horse (while your family is saying how much they love the whole family!).

You know you're a horse person when you judge toy horses' conformation.

You know you're a horse person when you often ask friends to make sure you haven't gone CRAZY yet!

Me and my love <3
Comment By Lydia Matthews
on December 8, 2009, 9:44 pm

Wow, that's halarious! I once ate like 2 apple flavored horse treats (they were yummy) and I love horse salt block, and have tried grain, (it smells awesome), and totally the roller coaster thing....and the piggy bank! LOL and the........

Comment By Heather Winslow
on December 30, 2009, 5:21 pm

haha, im all of those, especially when i buy a new horse then go online looking at more!!!

Comment By Bethany Van Hierden
on January 26, 2010, 12:21 pm

I totaly jump random things on foot and check what my record is!! and i have a "likit" in my bedroom for me to eat because the horse didnt like it!!

Comment By Amanda Diggins
on March 1, 2010, 9:06 pm

Oh my gosh, I would be in heaven if my mom let me put a Likit in my bedroom! haha, I keep them in the kitchen instead [ ;) ]. And I tell my parents that my horses kind of like the Likits so we keep buying them, lol

Posted By Arrielle Dickens
on March 2, 2010, 8:17 am
you know your a horse person if you catch yourself only have boots in your closet

you know your a horse person when you roll in the mud with your horses,

you know your a horse person when you dont see buying jewlery but you can spemd hundreds of dollars on conchos for you saddle and head stall

you know your a horse person when you get 50 dollars and a horse for a saddle you got for free

you know your cazy when your the first on any horse broke or not when it comes into the barn. lol.

you know your a horse person when you horse listens better then your boyfriend/husband



Comment By Arrielle Dickens
on March 2, 2010, 8:28 am

You know your a horse person when you hose off with your horse in the show stall after a good ride

you know your a horse person when you rub your horses butt and think its cute and you dont do that for your boyfriend/husband

you know your a horse person when you cant see spending 3000 dollars on a ride mower, but you can spend twice that on a horse

you know your a horse person when your friends ask you if they can barrow you lawn mower, and you load the horse and bring it over, and say 'have him back by the weekend"

Posted By Bethany Van Hierden
on December 31, 2008, 2:08 pm
you know you're a horse person if when you are sick you are too sick to go to school, you are too sick to work but you are healthy enough to ride.

Comment By kiki conk
on February 26, 2009, 7:34 pm

haha! so true!!
i've even gone to school when i've been sick just so i could make it to my lesson that day, otherwise my mom would say "you didn't go to school, you cant go riding" :P

Comment By Alli Smith
on August 4, 2009, 1:33 pm

me too. even the pony has a little cold that day! lol

Comment By Hannah F
on August 28, 2009, 12:31 pm

i have definetaly done that acouple times.. im never to sick to ride!

Comment By Carol Pullum
on September 5, 2009, 7:24 pm

LOL, I almost lost a job once 'cuz I called in sick and the boss saw me on my horse!!!

Senior pic on Crys
Comment By Charlie M
on November 14, 2010, 7:34 pm

When you get sick you get bored...and when the horse gives you that look you've got to go ride them!

Posted By Jessie Crosby
on March 4, 2009, 8:27 pm
You know your a horse person when you can't eat a carrot or apple without feeling guilty about not sharing it with your horse.

Me and my love <3
Comment By Lydia Matthews
on September 30, 2009, 9:14 pm

That's so me!

Comment By Sydnee Clark
on October 4, 2009, 9:13 am

Hey I would feel guilty to.

Comment By Madison Kosmos
on February 4, 2010, 9:42 pm

Me too!

Posted By laura hansen
on December 23, 2009, 9:30 pm
you know your a horse person when you want a horse more than a car for you 16th birthday!

you know your a horse person when your friends / family think your crazy for being able to distinguish the smell of a horse from the smell of other animals.

You know your a horse person when you can have the worst day ever, then go to the barn, muck out a stall, and be happy again.

you know your a horse person when the tack shop is your favorite store.

you know your a horse person when you get grooming supplies for your birthday.

You know your a horse person if you ride when your sick becasue you dont want to miss your lesson.

Comment By Heather Winslow
on December 30, 2009, 5:03 pm

haha ALLL ME!!!!

Senior pic on Crys
Comment By Charlie M
on November 14, 2010, 7:38 pm

I actually had the choice...That's when I got Crystal!

Posted By Carol Pullum
on September 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
You known your a horse person when your profile photo on My Space, Facebook,etc,. all have a horse in them with you.

Me and my love <3
Comment By Lydia Matthews
on September 30, 2009, 9:00 pm

True!

Comment By Sydnee Clark
on October 3, 2009, 10:54 am

Very true.

Comment By Amanda Diggins
on October 13, 2009, 8:48 pm

lol, my Facebook does!

Comment By cassie purple
on January 29, 2010, 2:51 pm

so true lol

Comment By Madison Kosmos
on February 4, 2010, 9:17 pm

My FB profile pic is my horse!lol

Senior pic on Crys
Comment By Charlie M
on November 14, 2010, 7:29 pm

All of them since I've had my horses have had a horse in them!

Posted By Heather Winslow
on January 4, 2010, 3:59 pm
you know your a horse person when you use your horses shampoo and conditioner!!!!

Comment By Madison Kosmos
on February 4, 2010, 9:30 pm

Very true.....I do that a lot

Comment By Jenn Sprengelmeyer
on February 5, 2010, 2:37 pm

i do that all the time and i dont have a horse lmao

Comment By Arrielle Dickens
on March 2, 2010, 8:07 am

Yup Mane and Tail all the way

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